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Alaska Copy This. Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. Boise like me go for girls like you. I don't mean to panhandle, but I'm asking for a date. If I have earth-shaking feelings for you, it's not my fault.
It's true. Missouri Copy This. Nebraska Copy This.
I am boarderline crazy for you. Are you from Hawaii? I'm tired of being a Lone. Arkansas Copy This. Massachusetts Copy This. Puerto Rico Copy This. Are you from Georgia because you're peach!
Do I get a vote? I think we are alone now. Are you from Arkansas? Illinois Copy This. North Dakota Copy This. Everything is bigger here. Are you in a place where you can meet people from states all over the US? Break the ice with these witty pick up lines. Because you are an alien to my heart, and it allows extraterrestrials. Georgia Copy This. Is your name Dorothy? Are you from Maine? Are you 19th Century California?
Because you are a flower to my heart! Maine Copy This. Hoosier boyfriend? Go gator. I put the wood in "Hollywood". Because you are the howl in me. Hawaii Copy This. I feel a love connecticution. If this is almost heaven, you must be almost an angel.
New Jersey Copy This. Idaho Copy This. They relate to the unique characteristics or facts for each states origin from the United States.
Because I'm sure you dropped from Kansas into my arteries. Indiana Copy This.
We wanna slide into your dms
Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. Are you from Nevada? Are you from Tennessee? I've had a crush on you for four score and seven days.
Because you are the main one in my heart. Virgin Islands Copy This. I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue. Nevada Copy This. Wyoming Copy This. Are you Spokane for? If it weren't for the Arizona sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
I think we should go out. Because you will never have to miss me. I like to get off at your exit. Kansas Copy This. Guam Copy This. Are you from Georgia? I'll let you drive my Jeep Grand Cherokees. Did you just whisper a sweet nothing or was that the gale-force winds?
I dig you. I hope this date never ends. I'm so glad I found you, bet you can't find me. Texas Copy This. Isle like you. Arizona Copy This. Do you work at KFC? Because you are the only one for me. California Copy This.
Because I'd like you on my ark to Kansas. Washington Copy This.
Funny us states pickup lines
Are you from Florida? Tennessee Copy This. Because you are the only ten I see.
Connecticut Copy This. Men stop gorging into my heart! Alabama Copy This. Oklahoma Copy This. Florida Copy This. My heart is a mesa.
Are you from Alabama? Because I will beat him an omelette to make you mine. West Virginia Copy This. Kentucky Copy This. Maryland Copy This. New Hampshire Copy This. I'm harboring feelings for you. I've been trailing you for 28 months Oregon Copy This. Are you from Missouri? I pick you. Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes Copy This. Because All bama for you. Let's go to In-N-Out. I loved you first. Delaware Copy This. I must be lost because I see paradise.
Are you an Idahoan?