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While many morning commuters from Brossard drive north towards Montreal, Paul Groce starts his mornings driving south. Instead of a bridge, Groce will be crossing a border into Vermont where he works as a lawyer in the state's public defender's office. But he doesn't mind the hour-long commute for the chance to build a life with his wife here in Canada.


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I apologized for the mess, and as soon as the door latched, I laughed my ass off. I failed because he had well-defined abs that I'd seen pictures of but never got to see in real life. My life in comedy is owed to our incompatibility! After he finished waxing my brows and trimming my hair, he told me he was too tired to hang out.

But one of his stylists was still working with someone, so we couldn't leave yet. It was the perfect gift! So I installed the app and started using it.

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On the other hand, another OkCupid date told me, "You should go do comedy already — everything you say is a joke. Here's what they told us.

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While we waited, he asked me if I wanted a quick trim. My eyes were closed, so I assumed he had dripped water on my face.

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She clearly wanted to take things to the next level, but I couldn't play pretend any longer. Last fall, I went on a date with a nice woman. And, because they currently don't have an appeals process, the ban was, and is, permanent. In a way, I like to think we both failed that day. It was hard to stay mad because, to be honest, he did a really good job. He sent a harassing to my employer with screenshots of my profile, calling me "a disaster" and "classless.

But, as I looked into the eyes of circa the Rock, I realized that this relationship was getting way too serious.

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Then he ripped off a portion of one of my eyebrows. One time, I was supposed to go on a date with a salon owner in the greater Burlington area. There is nothing quite like getting the "It's not you, it's me" line from a stranger who hasn't even once seen you naked. I'm thinking, I didn't come here for a haircut, but fuck it. Did she even like me? He's very persuasive, and within an hour I was walking out of a bar with a. A native Vermonter and lifelong outdoorswoman, I added a photo of myself posing with a recently harvested deer to my profile to rival all the Neanderthal-ic "look-me-can-provide-for-you" fish profiles.

But he failed as an artistwhich is worse. Then, after a long, distant stare, she added, "Oh, it's not you.

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There were so many OkCupid dates that went nowhere, but one sticks out. But, worst of all, she took the Rock with her. But the same person who reported my profile took it one step further.

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Thankfully, this was my employer's reaction to the situation: "We hired a chick who hunts. Turns out I had a wet dream.

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What is a pie drawer, you ask? She went in-depth, detailing the pros and cons of different types of pie. Do a few Google searches for men on Tinder with deer — or better, fish — and you'll find plenty of male profiles that exist with similar photos.

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Dating in the digital age is a catch — which, come to think of it, would make a great name for a dating app. So, with the greatest pro wrestler of all time as my witness, I ended it. I was looking for a new dating app recently, and I came across one that was supposed to be the opposite of Tinder.

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He was obviously trying to turn me into something bangable, but, tragically for both of us, he fell short. Apparently there is a different app by the same name. If bagging a trophy buck means being banned from Tinder, I'll take it — and I'll wear it as a badge of honor while enjoying my venison and cleaning my hunting rifles.

But the moral of the story is: I'm done with dating apps. At 28, I'd never had sex outside a relationship and was apprehensive about hooking up. I kept them shut, waiting for him to wipe it off. Also, with dating apps catering to every possible demographic, taste and fetish, there has never been a worse time to be single and dating. To help us make dating of it all — or at least learn to laugh about it — we asked some of our favorite Vermont comedians and canadian few select expats to share their tales from the dating trenches.

My worst date was when I broke up with the girl I was seeing on Valentine's Day. It may have been her worst Vermont, too. I contacted Tinder, only to be informed that my content violated their terms of service and community guidelines and that they take violations "very seriously.

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Things were going well until I happened to mention pie. It is a drawer in your kitchen where you store pies. I again contacted Tinder's support to ask about an alternative reporting process, receiving no response. So what?

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I wasn't exactly blindsided. When I woke up for work at 5 a. Rather than inundating you with matches, you get one match a day — it's aptly named Once. I like to think that he went home that night and stared out a window, drinking and reflecting on how he's not the cosmetologist he thought he was.

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Two days later, she had me over for dinner, and we ended up in bed. With dating apps catering to every possible demographic, taste and fetish, there has never been a better time to be single and dating. In the beginning, I swiped right on a few, only to discover in conversation that the photo was taken years ago and was one of the only times they'd ever gone fishing. I got there uncharacteristically early — only five minutes late! My anxiety killed the mood. But something seemed wrong, because rather than one match a day, I was getting reminded once a month when my [menstrual] cycle came around.

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After a year of anguish following a breakup, I was at my best friend's New Year's Eve party when he got fired up and insisted I get laid and move on. A longtime Tinder-ite, I was getting sick of endless profiles with men holding dead fish. A few weeks later I was notified that my was banned. He didn't get it. She was so attractive, but I second-guessed myself.

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It's just this whole thing. During dinner she had given me a framed photograph of Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson To be clear, I didn't break up with her because I didn't like the gift. Would this mean anything to her?

I was slightly offended, but then he starting shampooing me and massaging my scalp, and even though we were making somewhat terse small talk, it became hard not to relax. I was embarrassed, but she wasn't upset and we fell asleep. My brows looked amazing, so this story still has a happy ending. It took me years to get them that close together!

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She threw her wine at me and stormed out of the restaurant. She then spent over an hour talking exclusively about pie: She loved pie, she baked pie in her spare time, her parents had pie on their first date, she owned socks that had pies on them, her life ambition is to own a house that has a pie drawer. I did. He was waxing my brows without asking. For all the problems technology solves for those looking for love, dating apps such as Tinder, Bumble, Hinge — and the 14 new ones invented in the time it took to write this sentence — create at least as many new obstacles and complications.

Enjoy your fish, gentlemen.

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I was to meet him at his salon at the end of the day.